Boujee Dogz
I Almost Died Today
I Almost Died Today
A tee for humans. Opinions supplied by your dog. 🐾
White is currently available in M–XL.
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Your dog approves. 🐾
The vacuum cleaner turned itself on. A plastic bag rustled in the wind. Someone said the word 'bath.' This shirt is for the dog who survives a genuine near-death experience roughly four times a day.
This is Boujee Dogz down to the last stitch: shirts made for the humans who let their dog run the household and wouldn't have it any other way. If you laughed reading the design, you already know exactly who's getting tagged when you post this fit.
Pair it with your best “my dog trained me, not the other way around” energy.
Product Details
- Made to order
- Available colors and sizes are shown in the product selector
Shipping
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Made to Order & Shipping
Made to Order & Shipping
Every Boujee Dogz tee is made to order. Shipping rates are calculated at checkout. Once your order ships, tracking information will be sent to you.
Sizing
Sizing
Available sizes vary by color. Use the size selector above to see which sizes are currently available for your selected color.
Garment Details
Garment Details
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Returns & Exchanges
Returns & Exchanges
Because our tees are made to order, we don't accept returns or exchanges for change-of-mind, size, or style selections. If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or different from what you ordered, contact us with your order number and photos so we can evaluate the issue and make it right. This does not affect any rights you may have under applicable law.
