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I Protect This Family For Treats And Benefits.
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You Call It The Mailman. I Call It A Repeat Offender.
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I Don't Need A Badge. This Is My House.
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The Delivery Man Is Here. I'll Handle This.
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Every Noise Is Suspicious. Until I Say Otherwise.
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I Bark Because You Clearly Didn't Hear It.
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This House Is Protected By Me. Good Luck.
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I Heard Something. Stay Behind Me.
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I Don't Know Who That Is... So We Have A Problem.
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Nobody Gets Past Me.
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If You Need Me... Don't.
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I Have Plans. They Involve This Couch.
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Five More Minutes.
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I'm Busy Doing Absolutely Nothing.
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I'd Come Over There... But Look How Far That Is.
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Do Not Disturb. I've Had A Long Nothing.
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I Came. I Saw. I Took A Nap.
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I'm Not Lazy. I'm On Power-Saving Mode.
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That Sounds Like A Tomorrow Problem.
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Wake Me When It's Important.
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